I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Randomize
