Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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