this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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