I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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