he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
