brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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