"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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