What did we do last night that was yellow?
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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