So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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