what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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