can we get nightvision for the apartment?
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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