I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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