dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
