Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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