not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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