Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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