if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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