batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
he thought i was a dude.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
she smelled like a LAN party
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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