Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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