I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
There r osticjed everywhere
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
