with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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