Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I am spending my child support on dildos
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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