He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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