guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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