I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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