Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I could make wine with my vomit
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Randomize
