Having a random hookup so left but love u
Too much gin, very little bucket
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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