And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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