is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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