In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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