Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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