Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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