I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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