I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
Randomize
