I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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