Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Randomize
