The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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