at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Randomize