I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Randomize
