I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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