all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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