That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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