you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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