the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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