So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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