Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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