Someone shit on the floor
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
i believe in u and ur pee
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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