Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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