Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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