He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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