we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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