She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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