She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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