Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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