Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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